Can't Spell Subtext Without Buttsex

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

melodiousjustice:

ikantenggelem:

Kiseiju Movie part 1

Mysterious worm-like aliens fall from the sky. They penetrate through the ears or nose into human beings and live off their brain while dominating the body. Now with human appearance, the parasites live among humans.

Cast Shota SometaniAi HashimotoEri FukatsuMasahiro Higashide

Info , video

Oh man, I stand corrected Kat, looks like Parasyte’s getting a movie /and/ an anime how fuckin choice is that

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

not-norman-bates:

😂😂😂😂😂

when will there be any chill

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

image

ruinedchildhood:

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO